Everyone at work calls me “The Doctor” for being incredible insightful and being smart. This started in my training class and transcended after getting a perfect score on the training exam.

Also, I think I have a crush on every single boss lady at work. The thought of fucking with someone who has shit to lose…

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I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

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“Tell her she’s beautiful when you’re eating her out.”
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wanted to write something about my weekend’s experiences but i will only let this posting serve as a reminder to myself:

You’ve been here before where life is a storm that is settling.  The scoff I give myself as a reminder to “that DID just happen”,  and my casual eye roll because I am probably out of my mind serve as reminders that I am in my zone and in complete control of what is going to happen. 

Thank you, Magic Mushrooms for enlightening me this past weekend.  I know the areas in my life that are firm like a stone, and those which need refining. 

Allāhu Akbar

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ceyfe:

Last night is a blur, 2 (the quote is transparent so it matches your blog). Quote vs. Vincent van Gogh

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It’s sad that you chose to let go of everyone whoever loved and cared about you over those people you are with now.

“Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Realize the strength, move on.”
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